It's been a crazy week...month... yeah whatev er. It's crazy, man. Half the time I don't know if I'm coming or going in this place. I mean, I go to school and that's cool and all. But, after that..nothing happens! Shit, I mean I've must have made a hundred keychains by now..

C-can this be over yet? What is going on...It's really starting to piss me the hell off. I..I WANNA BE A MAN AGAIN!

I-I...have soft fuzzy ears...and...a little black nose. I...I'm kinda...cute...

...I-I'm not leaving this room for a year.